Wednesday, May 25, 2005

FH Stats as of May 25th 2005

Date             W-L-T     SO     Win%
11/05/05      4-3-0       1          57
18/05/05      5-3-0       0          63
25/05/05      2-4-0       0          33


Total            11-10-0      1          51


Ouch that hurts, too bad I didn't have a gf cool enough to record ALL my stats because my shots would have topped out at like a million. My save% would be insane like a champ.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

FH Stats as of May 18th 2005

Date             W-L-T     SO     Win%
11/05/05      4-3-0       1          57
18/05/05      5-3-0       0          63

Total            9-6-0      1          60

May 18th, 2005

Dirrty Eff
For "Saving a horse and riding a Cowboy." Like seriously to a cowboy 8 seconds is a good ride. Save yourself and ride the horse. Nuff Said.

Rrrrrespect
Thomas Vokun of the Czech Republic. After blanking the weak ass Canadians after they obviously spent a wee bit too much time drinking beer all winter. Like seriously the best Canadian team ever(for this particular contest) and we cannot even score 1 goal on the man. In addition to allowing the least amount of goals by half of the other goalies while playing close if not the most games all tournament. Not to Brodeur's discredit, its kinda hard to be a one man team.

Song of the day - Robot Rock - Daft Punk

Props - Xtina for the word "Dirrrty", Lbomb for coining the term "Dirrrty Eff", that is all.

Monday, May 09, 2005

May 10th, 2005

Dirrty Eff
Gasoline prices. Thats just about enough said but I can't bear to not bitch a whole bunch about this. It's super lame, I wish I sold a product that I could double the price of every 4 or 5 years. When 2fnlo graduated the price of gas was 54.9, now it is 92.9(or higher in some cases). Thats ludicris, imagine if slurpees doubled in cost every few years. They would be around the $2.00 mark for the small size. No one buys that size, but girls and homosexuals, but its just a reference point. In 4 more years they would be $3.00, a large would run you a whopping $6.00. Its high time someone steps in and puts a stop to it, time to call apon Captian Planet. Too bad the gay homo who was stuck with the power or "heart" commited "s" because of his own gayness. We are all doomed!

Rrrrrespect
Steve Nash a White male Canadian wins league MVP(basketball in case you care about the NBA as much as I do). In addition, and correct me if I am wrong, that this title bestowed apon Nash was actually voted apon. Bravo in any case. Whats next a female African American Prime Minister? I suppose we couldn't do any worse. However that is a whole other column. Weither you love or hate basketball, which I happen to do, I still feel this is a triumphant moment in Canadian Sports History. Props to Nash.

Song of the day: Cheap Sunglasses - ZZ Top

Props: Xtina for the word Dirrrty, Lbomb for coining the term Dirrrty Eff, that is all.